{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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